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Here at the practice internet we receive plenty of email asking us many questions about the real internet. It is our duty to answer these internet questions as soon as possible so here is a selection of emails that the Practice internet has received throughout the months.
Here is a missive from a young Practice internet fan named Dragondude45!
eerr hi i am just saying that on your web site lol don't mean laughing on line it means laughing out loud
and omg is oh my god just saying see ya
Dear Mr. Pen (dragondude45) Thank you for your interest in The Practice Internet. We get so many emails inquiring about us that sometimes it takes us a while to get back to them! Thank you for your patience and I hope we can answer your queries. "lol don't mean laughing on line it means laughing out loud and omg is oh my god" I'm very sorry, but you appear to be misinformed. Here at The Practice Internet we spent weeks going over the facts with a top team of lawyers and fat people. After months of meticulous research, we found out the true meanings behind these "internet acronyms". I do not know what source you are citing but it appears to be incorrect. Perhaps you can send them our way and we can "hook them up" (as some of the kids say now) with some of our research results. Thank you again, Dragondude45, for your interest in THE PRACTICE INTERNET. One day you, too, will be able to reach for that star! Signed, The Practice Internet Team
DOLLARLUCK WINNER OF THE YEAR!!! FROM: HE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER, DOLLARLUCKLOTTERY PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT, OFFICE REF: DLLAO.NL0989 AMSTEL THE N.L Dear: Sir/Madam DOLLARLUCK WINNER OF THE YEAR!!! WE ARE PLEASED TO INFORM YOU OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT ON, 2TH OF OCTOBER 2004,OF WINNERS OF DOLLAR LUCK LOTTERY, HEAD ON 2TH SEPTEMBER 2004. YOUR DETAILS,ATTACHED TO TICKET NUMBER YOU HAVE THERE FORE BEEN APPROVEDFOR A LUMP SUMPAY OUT OF$NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DORLARS IN CASH CREDITED TO FILE ON.FORWARD YOUR FULL NAME TO YOUR AGENT.FOR NOTORARIZATION. REF NR-DQW--401--LS8--918--D57 BATCH NR-50--32--12--011--78 SERIAL NR-200--8T78--00 TICKET NR-1089--543--333--WAQ1 LUCKYNUMBER NR-GL0-12--35--70 CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOUR FUND IS NOW DEPOSITED WITH NIC DIENST FINANCE AGENCY BV INSURED ON YOUR NAME PLEASE CONTACT YOUR INTERNATIONAL CLAIM AGENT;BECK VANDOK FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER, INTERNATIONAL ACWGLI ALIANCE CLAIM AGENT. (AT) NIC DIENST FINANCE AGENCY BV. REG: OFFICE HOLENDRECT 209 9848ZX, AMSTERDAM THE NETHERLANDS TEL: +31-623-913-561 FAX:+31-847-305-161 EMAIL:acwgli@netscape.net DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS MR. BECK VAN DOK. CONGRATULATIONS ONCE MORE FROM ALL OUR STAFF AND THANKS YOU FOR BEING PART OF OUR PROMOTIONAL PROGRAM THIS YEAR. INFO:LINE:ronygrouglol@netscape.net HAMAKASTRAAT 263 0978HG, VENRAY THE NETHERLAND. THANK FOR YOUR,CO-OPERATION DOLLARLUCK LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONAL PROGRAM OFFICE. DR;HENK ELKE, ARNORLD VAN LASPLAS.
DEAR LOTTERY PEOPLE HELLO I AM MR PRACTIE! I AM VERY EXCITEDES TO HAVE BEING LEARNED OF MY GREAT PRIZES IN FORIEGN LANDS. I AM PUZZLED BECAUSE THE ONLY LOTTERIES I WAS SIGNED UP IN THE NETHERLANDS WAS FOR A MILLIONS DOLLARS NOT NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND $DOLLARS. SO I AM NOT SURE WHETHER I SHOULD CONTACTS OR NOT BECAUSE I AM NOT SURE THIS IS MEANT FOR ME. IF IT WAS THE MILLION DOLLARS PRIZE I WOULD BE UNDERSTANDING THE CONTACTING :) PLEASE TO BE TELLING ME WHAT HAS TO BE DOES TO GET MONIES INTO MY COUNTRY THE UNITED STATES OF THE AMERICA THANK YOU PRACTIE INNETE
Dear Practie Innete, We receive your mail reply of your notification send to you on 2rd october 2004 at 8:55 pm. Your winnin prize came with one million united states dollar, which was deducted by our gaming board authourity one hundred thousand united states dollar for taxe fees. Now your won prize is been insured with nic dienst finance agency bv. You are only to pay for notarization fees of 950 euros 23 cent only.to your agent before your winning prize will been transfer into your norminated bank account or cheque to your norminated home address, by your agent. Thank,s For Your Co-operation. Cnglatulation once more from all staff of dollar luck lottery international program. Mr Bath Rothman,Henk Elke, Arnorld Van Lasplas.
I AM TO BE VERY HAPPY WITH THIS NEWS! I AM GLAD TO KNOW THAT THIS IS THE RIGHT PRIZE AND I AM NOT A FLUKE IN A LOTTERY SYSTEM. QUESTIONS, THOUGH. HOW ARE YOU TO BE KNOWING MY BANK ACCOUNT TO DO TRANSFERING TO? I AM NOT REMEMBERING WRITINGS OF THAT DOWN BUT JUST FILLING OUT ADDRESS AND CYBERMAIL ADDRESS TOO. AND I HAVE A QUESTION ALSO ABOUT THE FEE. IS IT POSSIBLES FOR YOU TO TAKE THE 950 EUROS FEE OUT OF THE MILLION DOLLARS THAT I WAS HAVING WON INSTEAD? I DO NOT HAVE ANY EUROS ON ME HURRAY FOR PRIZE THOUGH!!! HURRAY!!! THANK YOU PRACTIE INNETE
ATTENTION:PRACTIE INNETE YOUR AGENT INFORMATION NIC DIENST FINANCE AGENCY BV. REG: OFFICE HOLENDRECT 209 9848ZX, AMSTERDAM THE NETHERLANDS TEL: +31-623-913-561 FAX:+31-847-305-161 EMAIL:acwgli@netscape.net DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS MR. BECK VAN DOK. DRAW NUMBER REF NR-DQW--401--LS8--918--D57 BATCH NR-50--32--12--011--78 SERIAL NR-200--8T78--00 TICKET NR-1089--543--333--WAQ1 LUCKYNUMBER NR-GL0-12--35--70 Mr Lasplas.
WHY IT IS THAT YOU ARE REPLYING TO ME NOT AGENT? IS AGENT NOT ABLE TO REPLY? ALSO HOW AM I TO SEND MONIES TO AGENT?
ATTENTION:PRACTIE INNET. RECEIPT OF NOTIFICATION OF DOLLAR LUCK LOTTERY AWARD WINNER, YOU ARE LUCKY TO BE ONE OF THE LUCKY WINNER THIS YEAR LUMP SUM PAY OUT ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLAR, ON TAXE PAID. WE WRITTE TO CLEARIFY AND EXPLAIN YOUR CLAIM PROCEEDURE OF WE AGENT SERVICE RENDER TO YOU AS A CLIENT, FIRSTLY OUR ULTIMATE CONCERN IS TO ENSURE YOU RECEIVE YOUR PRIZE. ATTACH HERE CLAIM VERIFICATION FORM FILL OUT AND RETURN IT BACK VIA MAIL OR FAX TO OUR OFFICE FOR YOUR ARE TO PAY THE SUM OF 950 EUROS 23 CENT FOR NOTARIZATION OF YOUR WINNING IN PUBLIC COURT , HENCE YOUR WINNING SUM WILL BE CONFIRMED TO YOU IN YOUR STIPULATED PAYMENT MODE WITHIN 72 BANK SERVICE HOURS UPON CERTIFICATION OF THE RELEASE ORDER OF YOUR WINNING BY THE PAYMENT DIRECTOR. REGARD, MR PERRY PEDRO, FOR MR BECK VAN DOK.
HELLO MR SIR: I AM SORRY BUT HOW AM I TO BE KNOWING THAT THE FILE YOU HAVING SENT BEEN IS CLEAR OF ALL INTERNET VIRUSES? CAN YOU BE EMAILING ME IN AN EMAIL WHAT TO TYPE OUT OR DO I HAVE TO TAKE RISKS OF HAVING COMPUTER RUINED? ALSO I WOULD LIKE AN ANSWER TO MY QUESTION OF A SERIOUS NATURE REGAREDING THE EUROS: HERE IN THE AMERICAS THE FEES ARE TAKEN OUT OF WINNINGS. IS NETHERLANDS SUCH A COUNTRY ALSO? CAN THE EUROS BE TAKEN OUT OF THE SUM OF ALL LOTTERY? PLEASE TO BE RESPONDING SOON! PRACTIE INNETE
ATTENTION:PRACTICE INTERNET, We received your email of today and we are obliged to inform you that without this form is fill out and send it back to us northing will could do about your winning we are fediciary agent,advice you to forward to us your fax number to enable us resend to you the claim verification form. Is inpossible for us as am agent to deduct from your winning prize, because it has been insured in your name.till notarization have being done.Notorisation of your winning from the public court and your winning certificate all this will be required from us in paying bank. Do please be advice and act accordingly. We are fediciary agent acting on your behalp.
ATTN:PRACTICE INTERNET, WE ARE WAITTING TO RECEIVE YOUR FORM. REGARD, MR PERRY PEDRO.
Dear Perry Pedro: I regret to inform you that Mr. Practie Innete is no longer able to answer his emails. He has been recently diagnosed with SIDS, a disease that is robbing him of his former girth and his youthful exhuberance towards life and the internet. He will not be able to get back to you as soon as you want but I will try to get the forms to him when I can. Yours in cyberspace, Corono Innete
Attn:PRACTICE INTERNET, This is to remind you of your winning prize that is awaiting claim with our agency.
Note that you risk forfeiting your winning prize if you did not initiate the claim process within record time. Nicdienst Finance Agency B.V will not be held liable for any unclaimed fund as any unclaimed fund will be refunded to the Gaming Board of the program for reasons of accountability and credibility. We need you to understand that it is up to the lucky winner to advice the how and manner he want to claim his winning prize. Notwithstanding whether you are traveling to the Netherlands or you want your winning fund transferred to your account by paying bank via online banking, you still need to return completed form with evidence of payment of $950 euros 23 cent. This will enable us commence the processing and notarization of your claim, on increases. Endeavor to act accordingly. Congratulation once again!!! Regards Mr. Perry Pedro.
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